\n

But mine is a hunger
\nI soon must fulfill
\nSo feed me my sandwich
\nand give me my bill<\/p>\n

So handsome and suave
\nbehind your green apron
\ndespite a line out the door
\nof long waiting patrons<\/p>\n

Your little entendres
\nYour witty replies
\nMake her smile and giggle
\nand flutter her eyes<\/p>\n

But again, I remind you
\nMy six inch is waiting
\nthough yours might be stiffer
\nand ready for mating<\/p>\n

I get it, your hormones,
\nthey cry for relief!
\nBut please God, I beg you
\nFor my toasted roasted beef!<\/p>\n

Perhaps after hours
\nyou can flirt and flirt hard
\nand kiss and make out
\nagainst the sneeze guard<\/p>\n

Oh good, now you\u2019re listening
\nwhile she uses the toilet
\nLet\u2019s transact this quickly
\nBefore she comes back to spoil it<\/p>\n

“Spicy Italian”?
\nWait, that wasn\u2019t my sub!
\nOh, that\u2019s what you call it?
\nYour fully formed chub…<\/p>\n

What a catch you will be
\nfor this bleach-blonde haired youth
\nBut still not a whole grain
\nhas passed cross my tooth<\/p>\n

So, I’m leaving this romance
\nI bid you goodbye.
\nI\u2019m going to Quiznos
\nWhere love goes to die.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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